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One day a man dies and goes straight to hell. As he is wallowing in despair he stumbles upon the Devil …

Devil: Why so glum buddy?
Man: What do you think? I’m in hell.
Devil: Hell’s not so bad. We actually have a lot of fun down here… you a drinkin’ man?
Man: Sure, I love to drink. Love the booze.
Devil: Well you’re gonna love Mondays then. On Mondays all we do is drink. Whiskey, tequila, Guinness, wine, Vodka, and fresca… we drink till we puke and then we drink some more!
Man: Geez, that sounds great!

Devil: You a smoker?
Man: You betcha! Love the smoking.
Devil: Allright! You’re gonna love Tuesdays. We get the finest cigars from all over the world and smoke our lungs out. If you get cancer – no worries – you’re already dead, remember?
Man: Wow… that’s …awesome!

Devil: I bet you like to gamble.
Man: What! Yes, as a matter of fact I do like to gamble.
Devil: ‘Cause Wednesday you can gamble all you want. Craps, Blackjack, Roulette, Poker, Slots, whatever… If you lose … well you’re dead anyhow.

Devil: You into drugs?
Man: Are you kidding? Love drugs!
Devil: That’s right! Thursday is drug day. Help yourself to a great big bowl of crack, or smack. Smoke a doobie the size of a submarine. You can do all the drugs you want and if ya overdose – that’s right – you’re dead – who cares! O.D.!!
Man: Yowza! I never realized Hell was such a swingin’ place!!

Devil: You gay?
Man: Uh no.

Devil: Ooooh (grimaces) you’re really gonna hate Fridays.

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